如何成為一位受歡迎嘅sex party 男孩?

Sex party其實係最現實嘅兩性交往縮影
男男女女各自心懷鬼胎,施展渾身解數,從而達到想要嘅目的,啪啪啪啪啪。

我玩左sex party都好幾年,唔算長老,但都算資深。

一鳴驚人嘅,絕地反彈嘅,霎那光輝嘅…有一啲人,外在條件并唔出眾,但喺女仔入面非常吃得開;有一啲人,外在條件非常出眾,好受歡迎,但時間耐左又會成為冷板凳主角;有一啲人,一直平平無奇,但突然有一日,變成風頭?;而更加多嘅,係出現一兩次,憨居居,不知所措,無從入手,跟住就淡淡然帶住遺憾離開。

到底,如何成為一位受歡迎嘅sex party 男孩?

首先,外表係絕對有優勢,但呢個優勢只係入門,并唔係長久。係呢個環境入面,你唔識我我唔識你,我第一次見你唔係因為你外形上有吸引我嘅特質,我點解要同你玩?

如果有吳彥祖嘅美貌,彭于晏嘅波地,甘當然係必勝啦~

事實係,平凡人係多數。作爲一個合格嘅參加者,起碼要整齊干淨,唔好油頭粉面,唔好打扮到一個大叔咁款,面帶笑容,有一樣都幾重要,就係指甲修剪整齊。指甲修剪整齊,代表你細心,會知道要保護女士嘅嬌嫩。唔一定會加分,但冇做就一定減分。

更理想嘅當然係閒時做下運動,唔一定要六舊腹肌,但至少都唔好成隻winnie the Pooh咁。能入眼嘅外表,或者可以保障到你頭三次係sex party都吃得開,但能唔能夠一直係呢到生存到。

過去幾年嘅觀察,其實亦不乏其貌不揚,甚至有迷你winnie the pooh係圈子中活躍多年,而又十分受女孩子歡迎嘅人存在。可見其實外表行先,但最重要嘅,未必係外在吸引,性格同表現,更直接影響命運。

幻彩fing鎯鎯

呢排認真攪party嘅心情都無埋,屈埋屈埋,唯有去尖沙咀散下步,欣賞下幻彩fing鎯鎯!

香港人真係好有藝術天份!

By the way, 男會員們出街搵大力膠布黐實自己碌嘢,女會員用紗布扎實對愛美神飛彈,否則隨時告你藏有攻擊性武器!

Telegram IN, WeChat OUT.

有見及Telegram於個人私隱上比Whatsapp, Line同WeChat都更優勝,所以SBC打算將official messaging platform轉為使用Telegram instead of WeChat.

由即日起,SBC將會test run Telegram一個月,此期間,請各會員下載並安裝Telegram,然後從Telegram加我,username如下:

Telegram ID: dr_sbc

發信息俾我時請自動報上名來,否則我唔會知你係邊個。

此段test run期間,我會WeChat同Telegram都用。Test run後,我會再出一次通告,咁WeChat就會正式「壽終正寢」。

如有任何私隱問題,請WeChat或Telegram留言俾我。

Make Love, Not War

整個六月都被政治事件所籠罩住,莫講話攪party,其實連性慾都有影響。嚟到七月,事情發展更加慘不忍睹,社會嘅撕裂同分化到底可以由邊個去化解?當權嘅自從雨傘後,一次又一次錯過咗修補嘅契機。

SBC並唔係一個講政治嘅群組,但當政治影響到社會每一個角落,我哋都唔能夠視若無睹。好多朋友見我哋好少更新會網資訊,唔係代表我哋無運作,只係時間花咗響社會問題上,請見諒。

「Make love, not war. 」

我真係希望係咁樣,而唔係有你無我呢種互相撕殺。有興趣加入我哋大家庭嘅你,去會網細閱一下「加入我們」的文章,有問題可以加我telegram: dr_sbc

注意iPhone會員 | Attention iPhone members!

因為我哋故意唔將手機app上架而放係testflight去減低Apple審批同對一般普通手機用戶對我哋嘅注意,所以我哋其實係要每90日硬性規定更新版本一次去維持響testflight狀態。但好抱歉,我哋最近忘記咗更新而導致所有iPhone會員從今日起用唔到手機app住。我哋已經馬上呈交咗更新,可能要等Apple方面審批,一般情況需要一至兩日。審批成功後大家可以打開testflight更新一下版本5.2就可以照常使用。大家不妨今日中午、下晝或夜晚開app試下。

再次抱歉阻住大家互相調情,或者晒自己性感自拍嘅時間。不過反正等緊,不妨考慮買返台cheap cheap哋嘅Android機以防不時之需!

Since we on-purposely put our app on testflight mode to minimize the publicity of our mobile platform, we are supposed to update the version of the app every 90 days to cope with the regulations on testflight. And we are sorry to say, we lose track of the due date and the app has expired. iPhone members may experience problem accessing the mobile platform today and possibly tomorrow. It will (ideally) be back online. So come back and try to open the app every now and then. Who knows, the Apple authority may approve quickly and have our app back on testflight in a few hours (which normally takes a day or two).

We apologize if this interrupts your on-going flirting efforts, or showcasing your seductive selfie poses. Hey, in the meantime, go buy yourself a cheap android phone!???

幽靈帳號有感About Ghost Accounts

SBC成立已經超過十年,將快十一年。自從今年年初,放棄咗一直源用嘅Discuz powered網上論壇,轉用相對比較方便嘅手機app,當中除咗係想與時並進之外,亦可以解決我一直想做,但好花時間去做嘅,就係清除晒所有幽靈戶口。

間唔中,都會有想加入SBC嘅人問:「你個會有幾多人?」
「官方數字嗎?幾千人喎!」
「哇,咁多人呀!」

其實我想講,攪上市谷大條數咩?人多又點,多就好咩?啱玩就話啫,俾你幾十萬人登記又如何?有“質素”同肯“參與”先係真實嘅。今時今日,好多嘢都係以吹虛掛帥,要幾多Likes,要幾多Subscribers,就代表住一定嘅“實力”,所以造就咗一個新嘅文化,呃Likes,譁眾取寵去攞Subscribers。其實社會就係咁,當大部份人都係“Followers”,有人形成咗一個風氣或者潮流,大部份人都只係會隨波逐流,因為要刷存在感、認同感。

我都唔係咩異類,個世界係咁走,你都係順住咁走嘅啫,我又點會例外丫?不過,SBC係一個夢幻嘅後樂園,我反而想多返少少真實感。人總係鍾意玩矛盾,幽靈戶口其實係呢個夢幻後樂園係一啲貢獻同意義都無,起碼我係咁覺得。

所以,一有得轉用手機app,我第一件事想到嘅就係推倒重來,全部人無得留低,全部重新登記,資源重新分配 (係咪有啲似Thanos個concept?),個database就好似白紙一張,好fresh,感覺好正。

自從轉咗手機app,我WeChat陸陸續續收到唔少舊會員嘅friend request,絕大部份都係查詢….

「點樣可以裝手機app….」
「係咪用返舊account….」
「個會仲係咪active?」
「個會仲有無活動?」
「我想返嚟玩….」

等等等等。

「咁你舊account叫咩名?」

當佢哋講完我聽,我聽完都無印象,咁你可想而知呢班人有幾幽靈啦。真心想加入嘅,重新提交過會員申請表,我審批完先慢慢再講裝手機app啦,server要位放你哋個戶口㗎,與其純粹做個紙上會員,就唔好浪費大家時間啦。夠直白啦呱。

有啲好少少,有些少印象,教佢裝返,結果咪又係繼續做幽靈!有login都叫好少少,有啲直頭登記完無login過,有意思咩?我會毫不猶豫,刪除咗呢啲帳號,咪浪費資源。

有人覺得我好mean,我只會話,我有權幫大家過濾啲真係會參與同啱玩嘅會員,人生怱怱幾十年,唔想浪費太多時間響唔啱channel嘅人身上,make love, not trouble!

大家點睇??

SBC was established just a little over a decade ago with this coming year marking its 11th anniversary. With technology advancing non-stop, the club has been trying to keep up with current trends. Since the transition from the discuz forum over the internet to our current new app platform, there have been many agendas to address with one that sparks my interest the most : Removal of Ghost accounts.

I come across many interested parties from time to time asking me questions mostly related to:
“How many members are in SBC?”
“On the forum? Thousands!”
“Wow, So many members?”

Quantity does not represent the heart of the club. We have thousands of forum members. That is it. “Forum” member. The key here is “Active member” “Quality members”. It is these that makes up what our club is all about. SBC is a club providing an alternative lifestyle for people. I want to make it more realistic, rather than just a platform for people to visit here and there like CD-roms. Therefore, I believe ghost accounts do not worth my time and they take up a lot of our resources.

Our transition to the new app allows me to clear out all the ghost accounts. Everyone starts anew by re-registering as a member. Just like a piece of white paper, our database starts fresh and create a new one with “active” members hopefully.

Since we promoted the new app, I received countless friend requests on WeChat from former members with most of them asking questions such as…

“How to install the new app?”
“Do we use our old account?”
“Is the club still active?”
“Any new activities?”
“I want to come back…”

Etc. etc. etc.

“Then what is your former USERNAME?”

Most of them I have no recollection nor familiar with the usernames… in the end they continue to be ghost members. Re-register with an username but no Login attempt is as useless as a ghost account. What is the point here?

If you are interested and genuinely wants to be part of our club, re-apply and I will tell you in details how to set up the app after. Don’t waste our time and efforts and resources if you’re just ’tagging along”.

Some people might think I am mean, but since I have the power to filter out the “goers” and the “non-goers”, I will do my best to help re-organize the club and remove all ghost accounts effectively as of today.

Make love, Not trouble.

What do you say? ?