當疫症也敗給了我的…

「借夜闌靜處 獨看天涯星
每夜繁星不變 每夜長照耀

但願人沒變 願似星長久
每夜如星閃照 每夜常在」

一直無好好細閱品嚐唐書琛的詞,只留意到盧冠廷悅耳的曲。又一個疫情中的漆黑夜裡,這雙戀人突然在我腦海中飄過,發現他們雙劍合璧的威力,他們過往的歌曲主調,都離不開「情」— 情如何不變,如何忠貞,如何直率。

有讀寫障礙的他,卻巧妙遇上會寫得一手好詞的她,本身已經是好令人羨慕的一對。

能用文字或者語言表達愛,看似簡單不過,但實踐上來卻並非易事。不能夠用「高等文化」去表達愛,只有用「原始」的去愛愛。

對一個人的愛,捉摸不到,卻能夠實在的存活在腦海;常想著的,盡是正面的,越能正面就越能包容不完美;那麼,盡是負面的,又代表著什麼?

一向喜歡文字交流,卻發現自己文化的不足。文字可帶來歡愉,更能充滿誤解。所謂水能載舟亦能覆舟。對文字的表達,確實既愛且恨。一腦子盛滿了想法,卻無法好好整理,當下疫情兇猛,將很多人的生活給搗亂了,但都不比鬱悶可怕。

文字以外,有否更低等一點的取代?心靈感應?

或者….天亮了,是時間睡一覺。

疫情下的小玩意 Naughty gizmo under the pandemic

「沒有最白痴,只有更白痴」嘅林鄭政府,由提出令人貽笑大方嘅禁酒令俾人鬧爆之後,終於慢咗一百拍嘅情況底下,出咗啲唔知佢點實際執行,用嚟減低民間聚眾嘅特別法例。

唔知點解,佢推親出嚟嘅法例總係俾人感覺唔湯唔水,佢班所謂智囊,離地不特止,到底係咪搵個屎忽諗嘢㗎?家居隔離其實已經唔湯唔水,叫啲人自律唔好周圍走,叫人戴條手帶以為好醒,結果俾人剪手帶、又去行街、食嘢,乜都有齊。收集口水樣本又係要求自律,派六千幾個樽收得返四千幾。

另外政府庫房有咁多錢,嚟到咁嚴重嘅社會災難都唔善用嚟救民生救企業,寧願叫啲餐飲業坐一半人,點解唔直接了當好似英國咁,立令酒吧、餐飲業、娛樂地所停止營業兩至三星期,或者只准外賣,然後subsidize返某個百分比嘅人工開支俾受影響企業,設個上限,救企業救失業率都好丫。但個政府寧願俾幾百億嘅大白象超支、幾十億警察嘅新震壓武器同裝備,都唔用嚟做啲真正直接幫到社會大眾嘅正事,唉~~~

今時今日鬧政府雖然變成日常,但係生活都要繼續。我哋創會十二年嚟,都未試過兩個幾月都無攪一次活動嘅。暫停大型活動係一個社會責任,但係點解決大家嘅性需要呢?

呢隻Magic Motion出嘅第二代遙控震蛋,都可以…或者…勉強…俾大家遙距玩一下!「喂Dr.,淨係得女仔玩,咁男仔呢?」

定啲嚟,介紹呢隻叫SayberX嘅遙控飛機杯俾大家啦,一樣用手機app嚟遙控。我知我知,呢個完全係兩回事,不過依家除咗可以搵呢啲嚟頂下癮之外,仲可以點丫?搵命搏咩?我哋純粹玩咋喎,又唔係做生意,無必要不顧責任、不顧會員安全咁去攪活動丫嘛?

利申:我或者SBC都無收廣告費㗎!?

來掌控妳男伴的命根

跟朋友聚會傾開,如果女士唔方便嗰幾日,又想玩,又好似無咩可做,唔知點咁,而令我諗起一段往事…

話說好耐好耐以前,有個人喺香港個乜乜king乜乜dom論壇度「扮大師」,話教女士們點用「手」令男伴慾仙慾死,享受一翻魚水之樂。當時啲好多女士想學,以增進閨房之樂,但係就呢個「大師」要一眾女讀者又回文又私訊,先至肯透露固中嘅咩咩「蝴蝶手」「毛巾手」嘅技巧。

我真係好頂唔順呢啲自私之徒,有好嘢點解唔大方分享呢,性愛做愛跟本就係一種交流。於是我就左找右找,搵到個網站叫 handjobadvice.com。我唔知呢個website上所介紹嘅手法同呢個所謂大師嘅一唔一樣,但係都應該幾夠用。

可惜,原來呢個網站已經無左,但係佢製作嘅「教學片段」,都總算仲搵到。

喇,即係咁,用口有用口嘅妙韻,用手有用手嘅銷魂,有時唔一定係女士唔方便嗰幾日先有用,精采嘅性愛應該係有來有往,互動纏綿。所以知多啲識多啲,好玩好多~

好,去片:

Credit: www.handjobadvice.com

男士們:邊式係你嘅飛佛?

女士們:邊式係妳最擅長?快來 KO 我~~!

更新真係好痛苦㗎 Updating is indeed a torture

間唔中都會遇到有啲人加我telegram或者wechat,第一句就問:「你哋仲有運作㗎呵?」

講真,我哋會網又真係更新得唔多嘅,皆因我哋主要係用手機app平台多啲。今時今日,我哋個會網只係淪為新人想入會嘅資訊平台。日常會員傾偈交流,都會去晒我哋自己個手機app平台。所以更新會網純粹只係唔想個會網變咗殭屍網站,哈哈哈哈哈。

至於話要專登出啲相或者出啲文去介紹SBC,真係唔係好有動力。我哋都成立咗成十一年,要寫嘅都寫過晒,太流水帳嘅嘢又唔覺得有乜好寫。

尤其呢大半年香港都未平靜過,正所謂一波未平一波又起,講太多政治嘢又好似唔太適合,講曳曳嘢咩…well,可能我講得太多,有啲悶。至於相,我哋不嬲都唔係主打呢樣嘢,加上好多私隱嘢要照顧,又要注意法律責任。想睇會員自拍嘅話,做咗會員咪有得睇囉!

最近疫情仲未完全緩減落嚟,個個都驚,尤其是越嚟越多集體感染都係因為聚會出事,作為負責任嘅主持人,為免大家冒不必要嘅風險而攪出個大頭佛,sex party當然要暫停一下啦。

不過有興趣加入我哋大家庭嘅你,不妨親呢段“休閒期”去會網細閱一下「加入我們」嘅資訊,有問題可以加我telegram: dr_sbc

Telegram IN, WeChat OUT.

有見及Telegram於個人私隱上比Whatsapp, Line同WeChat都更優勝,所以SBC打算將official messaging platform轉為使用Telegram instead of WeChat.

由即日起,SBC將會test run Telegram一個月,此期間,請各會員下載並安裝Telegram,然後從Telegram加我,username如下:

Telegram ID: dr_sbc

發信息俾我時請自動報上名來,否則我唔會知你係邊個。

此段test run期間,我會WeChat同Telegram都用。Test run後,我會再出一次通告,咁WeChat就會正式「壽終正寢」。

如有任何私隱問題,請WeChat或Telegram留言俾我。

注意iPhone會員 | Attention iPhone members!

因為我哋故意唔將手機app上架而放係testflight去減低Apple審批同對一般普通手機用戶對我哋嘅注意,所以我哋其實係要每90日硬性規定更新版本一次去維持響testflight狀態。但好抱歉,我哋最近忘記咗更新而導致所有iPhone會員從今日起用唔到手機app住。我哋已經馬上呈交咗更新,可能要等Apple方面審批,一般情況需要一至兩日。審批成功後大家可以打開testflight更新一下版本5.2就可以照常使用。大家不妨今日中午、下晝或夜晚開app試下。

再次抱歉阻住大家互相調情,或者晒自己性感自拍嘅時間。不過反正等緊,不妨考慮買返台cheap cheap哋嘅Android機以防不時之需!

Since we on-purposely put our app on testflight mode to minimize the publicity of our mobile platform, we are supposed to update the version of the app every 90 days to cope with the regulations on testflight. And we are sorry to say, we lose track of the due date and the app has expired. iPhone members may experience problem accessing the mobile platform today and possibly tomorrow. It will (ideally) be back online. So come back and try to open the app every now and then. Who knows, the Apple authority may approve quickly and have our app back on testflight in a few hours (which normally takes a day or two).

We apologize if this interrupts your on-going flirting efforts, or showcasing your seductive selfie poses. Hey, in the meantime, go buy yourself a cheap android phone!???

幽靈帳號有感About Ghost Accounts

SBC成立已經超過十年,將快十一年。自從今年年初,放棄咗一直源用嘅Discuz powered網上論壇,轉用相對比較方便嘅手機app,當中除咗係想與時並進之外,亦可以解決我一直想做,但好花時間去做嘅,就係清除晒所有幽靈戶口。

間唔中,都會有想加入SBC嘅人問:「你個會有幾多人?」
「官方數字嗎?幾千人喎!」
「哇,咁多人呀!」

其實我想講,攪上市谷大條數咩?人多又點,多就好咩?啱玩就話啫,俾你幾十萬人登記又如何?有“質素”同肯“參與”先係真實嘅。今時今日,好多嘢都係以吹虛掛帥,要幾多Likes,要幾多Subscribers,就代表住一定嘅“實力”,所以造就咗一個新嘅文化,呃Likes,譁眾取寵去攞Subscribers。其實社會就係咁,當大部份人都係“Followers”,有人形成咗一個風氣或者潮流,大部份人都只係會隨波逐流,因為要刷存在感、認同感。

我都唔係咩異類,個世界係咁走,你都係順住咁走嘅啫,我又點會例外丫?不過,SBC係一個夢幻嘅後樂園,我反而想多返少少真實感。人總係鍾意玩矛盾,幽靈戶口其實係呢個夢幻後樂園係一啲貢獻同意義都無,起碼我係咁覺得。

所以,一有得轉用手機app,我第一件事想到嘅就係推倒重來,全部人無得留低,全部重新登記,資源重新分配 (係咪有啲似Thanos個concept?),個database就好似白紙一張,好fresh,感覺好正。

自從轉咗手機app,我WeChat陸陸續續收到唔少舊會員嘅friend request,絕大部份都係查詢….

「點樣可以裝手機app….」
「係咪用返舊account….」
「個會仲係咪active?」
「個會仲有無活動?」
「我想返嚟玩….」

等等等等。

「咁你舊account叫咩名?」

當佢哋講完我聽,我聽完都無印象,咁你可想而知呢班人有幾幽靈啦。真心想加入嘅,重新提交過會員申請表,我審批完先慢慢再講裝手機app啦,server要位放你哋個戶口㗎,與其純粹做個紙上會員,就唔好浪費大家時間啦。夠直白啦呱。

有啲好少少,有些少印象,教佢裝返,結果咪又係繼續做幽靈!有login都叫好少少,有啲直頭登記完無login過,有意思咩?我會毫不猶豫,刪除咗呢啲帳號,咪浪費資源。

有人覺得我好mean,我只會話,我有權幫大家過濾啲真係會參與同啱玩嘅會員,人生怱怱幾十年,唔想浪費太多時間響唔啱channel嘅人身上,make love, not trouble!

大家點睇??

SBC was established just a little over a decade ago with this coming year marking its 11th anniversary. With technology advancing non-stop, the club has been trying to keep up with current trends. Since the transition from the discuz forum over the internet to our current new app platform, there have been many agendas to address with one that sparks my interest the most : Removal of Ghost accounts.

I come across many interested parties from time to time asking me questions mostly related to:
“How many members are in SBC?”
“On the forum? Thousands!”
“Wow, So many members?”

Quantity does not represent the heart of the club. We have thousands of forum members. That is it. “Forum” member. The key here is “Active member” “Quality members”. It is these that makes up what our club is all about. SBC is a club providing an alternative lifestyle for people. I want to make it more realistic, rather than just a platform for people to visit here and there like CD-roms. Therefore, I believe ghost accounts do not worth my time and they take up a lot of our resources.

Our transition to the new app allows me to clear out all the ghost accounts. Everyone starts anew by re-registering as a member. Just like a piece of white paper, our database starts fresh and create a new one with “active” members hopefully.

Since we promoted the new app, I received countless friend requests on WeChat from former members with most of them asking questions such as…

“How to install the new app?”
“Do we use our old account?”
“Is the club still active?”
“Any new activities?”
“I want to come back…”

Etc. etc. etc.

“Then what is your former USERNAME?”

Most of them I have no recollection nor familiar with the usernames… in the end they continue to be ghost members. Re-register with an username but no Login attempt is as useless as a ghost account. What is the point here?

If you are interested and genuinely wants to be part of our club, re-apply and I will tell you in details how to set up the app after. Don’t waste our time and efforts and resources if you’re just ’tagging along”.

Some people might think I am mean, but since I have the power to filter out the “goers” and the “non-goers”, I will do my best to help re-organize the club and remove all ghost accounts effectively as of today.

Make love, Not trouble.

What do you say? ?

Sex and Yoga Night

Sex party doesn’t always mean people just come, bang and leave.

After the hardworking research we had on couple yoga, so here we go.

We were just amateurs trying out different poses. What do you think? Nevermind, we had a lot of good laugh anyway!

I would say as a person who only practices yoga for the first time, it’s not as easy as it seems. But it definitely helped energized all of us that night. Sex was good, orgy was even better.

Want to join us for some actions?

Sex and yoga

Recently we are researching for our coming themed party. It’s about how yoga may improve the quality of our sex life. I am not into yoga myself but I am not against it neither. If it does help improve the quality of sex, I don’t see why not give it a try! ?

Couple yoga/partner yoga can be fun too. One of the articles I read recommends the following 6 yoga poses that make you better at sex. You wanna try?

***Cat Pose (Marjaryasana) and Cow Pose (Bitilasana)***

Start this pose on all fours. Make sure your wrists are underneath your shoulders and your knees are in line with your hips. Keep your spine neutral and your weight balanced evenly across your body.

Inhale as you look up and let your stomach curve toward the floor. Lift your eyes, chin, and chest up as you stretch.

Exhale, tucking your chin into your chest, and draw your navel toward your spine. Round your spine toward the ceiling.

Move slowly between the two for 1 minute.

***Bridge Pose (Setu Bandha Sarvangasana)***

Lie on your back.

Bend both knees and position your feet hip-width apart with your knees in line with your ankles.

Put your arms flat on the floor with your palms against the ground and spread your fingers.

Lift your pelvic region off the ground, allowing your torso to follow, but keep your shoulders and head on the floor.

Hold the pose for 5 seconds.

Release.

***Happy Baby (Ananda Balasana)***

Lie on your back.

With an exhale, bend your knees up toward your stomach.

Inhale and reach up to grab the outside of your feet, and then widen your knees. You can also use a belt or towel looped over your foot to make it easier.

Flex your feet, pushing your heels upward as you pull down with your hands to stretch

***One-Legged Pigeon (Eka Pada Rajakapotasana)***

Start on the floor on all floors.

Pick up your right leg and move it in front of your body so your lower leg is at a 90-degree angle from your body.

Stretch your left leg out behind you on the floor with the top of your foot facing down and your toes pointing back.

Exhale as you lean forward, shifting your body weight. Use your arms to support your weight. If this is uncomfortable, try folding up a blanket or a pillow and putting it under your right hip to keep your hips level as you stretch.

Release and repeat on the other side.

***Child’s Pose (Balasana)***

Start by kneeling on the floor. With your big toes touching, widen your knees until they’re around hip-width apart.

Exhale and lean forward. Place your hands in front of you and stretch out, allowing your upper body to relax between your legs. Try to touch your forehead to the mat, but you can also rest your head on a block or pillow.

Relax in this position for 30 seconds to a few minutes.

***Corpse Pose (Savasana)***

Lay on your back with your feet spread and palms facing up. Relax every part of your body from your face to your fingers and toes.

Stay in this pose for as long as you want.

No Email Notification! 唔會有電郵通知㗎!

When you register an account on our mobile app, it usually takes a few minutes (or a few hours if I am busy) to be accepted. We will not send you any email notification. All you need to do is to login a few hours later if not minutes. Or if you want to confirm with us, send me a WeChat message. The only time you need email is when you send us your membership application form. See you soon!

當你下載手機app登記戶口之後,其實一般只需等數分鐘(或者幾小時如果我比較忙嘅話)就批核完成。我哋係唔會用email通知你,所以你只需要直接login試下就得。當然如果你想確認一下嘅話,直接微信發個message問我亦可。其實得一樣野你會用email,就係交會員申請表嘅時候。遲下見!